-So what'd your mom say?
-Oh my god she was so pissed. She was yelling at me for like ever.
-Hahaha. What'd she say?
-Well, she has this raging pink-eye right now, and it's all gross and goopy and like falling out of her face, so the whole time I was just thinking, Why don't you just scratch that thing out?
-Hahaha. You weren't even listening?
-All I know is I'm grounded.
-Grounded? Seriously?
-She was all like, You're grounded. Indefinitely.
-But you're pretty much an adult. You're in university.
-I know! Buuut I still live in her house... Annnd I still drive her car... Annnd I still spend her money. Hahaha.
-I guess so. Haha. And doesn't she still pay for your cell phone bill?
-Yeah! Haha. She totally does...
-So I guess she can ground you then. Haha.
-She'll forget by tomorrow, prolly.
Just heard Tom Allen talk about this on CBC Radio 2. I write down snippits I overhear, too. My fave so far, in response to someone asking him how he was: "All of my naps this week have been interrupted".
ReplyDeleteHaha. That's classic. Wish I heard that! Thanks for reading! I can't believe CBC was talking about it!!
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