-Can I help you find anything in particular?
-Yeah, I'm looking for a book called 'The Spiritual Handbook.' I forget the author.
-Ok. Sure, let's look it up. Is it kind of like a little devotional book?
-Devotional?
-Just like your daily devotions type thing.
-Oh no. Not at all. It's like a sorcerer's guide to spells and potions, specifically for protection against evil.
-Ah. I see. Ok. Well let's look.
...
-Doesn't look like it's coming up on our system.
-Nah. I knew it wouldn't. Nobody sells it, but I really need it. Man if you seen the shit I seen, you'd want it to. I mean you are one lucky son of a bitch. You all are. Everyone is so lucky they never seen the evil shit I seen. I mean it's real shit and it's real scary. I'm not even gonna tell you cause it would ruin your life and you'd be so scared. You don't even wanna know.
-Yeah, I'm looking for a book called 'The Spiritual Handbook.' I forget the author.
-Ok. Sure, let's look it up. Is it kind of like a little devotional book?
-Devotional?
-Just like your daily devotions type thing.
-Oh no. Not at all. It's like a sorcerer's guide to spells and potions, specifically for protection against evil.
-Ah. I see. Ok. Well let's look.
...
-Doesn't look like it's coming up on our system.
-Nah. I knew it wouldn't. Nobody sells it, but I really need it. Man if you seen the shit I seen, you'd want it to. I mean you are one lucky son of a bitch. You all are. Everyone is so lucky they never seen the evil shit I seen. I mean it's real shit and it's real scary. I'm not even gonna tell you cause it would ruin your life and you'd be so scared. You don't even wanna know.
