Thursday 28 November 2013

Behind me: In Class

-Were you here Monday?
-You kidding? Not even close.
-Haha. Me neither.  Well I came for my afternoon class, but there were like eight people and the prof canceled class.
-Shit.  Why'd you even come?  I couldn't even move on Monday.
-Where'd you watch the game?
-I went to the game, man.
-Seriously? How'd you get tickets?
-My dad bought them for me and my brother.
-Shit that's sweet.
-Man, it was the best game I ever went to. We went like three hours early. I was pissed before the game even started.
-Hahaha.
-I barely remember the game.  I remember like three plays.
-Hahaha.  Shit that's funny.
-And I remember being at the Green Mile and this dude like tried to kiss me or something.
-Serious, dude? The hell?
-I dunno. I just pushed him and kept moving.  There was so many people there.
-I know. I was there.
-You were?
-Yeah, man. But no dudes tried to kiss me, haha. Ida knocked him the hell out.
-Whatever, man. We won. Dude wants to celebrate.
-Hahaha. Dude wants to celebrate. Hahaha.

Wednesday 27 November 2013

The Toy Section: Chapters

-Mom, can we get this?
-Can who get this?
-What?
-I don't want that.
-No, I want it.
-Are you a 'we'?
-No.
-Well then?
-K fine. Can I get this.
-Sure. Have any money?
-OK. Can you get this for me?
-I don't think so.
-Awww, how come?
-Because I said so.
-But why?
-Because I said so.
-But why?
-Maddy. Because I said so.
-But you need a reason for saying so.
-No I don't.
-Yes you do. Because isn't a reason.
-It is when I say it.
-Mooooom.
-Fine. We can get it.
-Really?
-How much is it?