In the Hall: Language Institute

-Hey, how are you? Glad you're back.

-Oh thanks, Professor __, how are you?

-You've even got a Big Gulp. You can be like those kids on Glee.

-I've never actually seen Glee. 

-No?

-Well. I've seen a couple episodes.

-Oh, it's hilarious. The cool kids, like the big popular kids walk around with those Big Gulps and they throw it in the loser kids' faces.

-Oh my goodness.

-Oh it's very funny. You should try it down the halls sometime.

-Haha. I don't know if I could do that.

-Just pretend you're slipping or something and throw it in their face. Hahaha. It would be so funny. Hahaha.

-Haha.

-Anyway, merry Christmas. Good luck with your finals.

-Thanks. 

-And don't throw it on me if you don't like your mark. Haha. Maybe I shouldn't have given you the idea.

Waiting for the Movie: Galaxy Cinemas

-So, you used to date Chelsea?
-Uh. Yeah, I did for a while yeah.
-Really? 

-Ya but she's nuts.

-How long were you with her?

-I dunno. Not that long.
-Like a couple dates?
-I dunno. What does it matter?
-I don't know. I'm just surprised you dated her.
-Who told you I did anyway?
-I don't know.
-You don't know?
-Well why do you care?
-I dunno, I just don't think it's anyone's business who I used to go out with.
-So you just would never have told me.
-I would have. It's not like I'm hiding it.
-Well how long did you date her for then?
-I dunno. Less than a year.
-A Year?
-Less than a year.
-But you were like official.

-I dunno. We never talked about it.

-A year is official.

-It wasn't a year.

-She is, like, legitimately crazy.
-Well yeah. We did break up you know.
-Who broke up with who?
-Oh my god.  Are you serious?

-I just think it's weird you didn't tell me you went out with Chelsea Cooper.  For like a whole year.

-This is so stupid.

-Whatever.

-Well seriously.

-What time does this movie start anyway?

-Like twenty minutes.

-Ohmagod. Shit. I'm getting popcorn.