-I'm sorry, what?
-Serious?
-Sorry, I wasn't listening.
-What were you doing?
-Shhh... eavesdropping.
-Seriously? What are they talking about?
-I dunno. Nothing. I just like eavesdropping.
-You're for real?
-Legit. People say the weirdest shit if you listen long enough. Shh shh shh. They're talking about their dad's dog being dead for two days before he noticed...
-Oh my gosh...
-I know, right?
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