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-Do you wear those same pants every day?
-Hahaha. No. I have like seven of the exact same pair.
-Woah. How come?
-I don't know. I've just never been a jeans guy, I guess.
-Ask him why he's not a jeans guy.
-How come you're not a jeans guy?
-Hahahaha. They just don't feel right. Denim's awesome, but I don't like the way denim feels on my balls.
-Eeeew.
-Don't you find denim feels weird on your balls?
-Nope. Remember? I wear underwear. There's never any denim/ball contact. He doesn't wear underwear.
-Gross!
-Hahahahahahaha. It's so fuckin awesome.
-He hasn't for like three years.
-I just like letting the family hang out!
-The family? He's so weird.
-I feel like this is a very inappropriate conversation to have in public.
-Hahahahahahaha.
-Uh...