Tuesday 3 March 2015

Two Tables Down: Tim Horton's

-Do you guys think I talk a lot?
-I dunno. Yeah I guess so.
-It's cause I know so many facts.
. . .
-Ask me something.
-Like what?
-Say a subject and I'll tell you some facts.
-Whattaya mean?
-Just any subject. What do you wanna know about?
-Boys. Haha.
-Okay! Did you know that all men start out as women?
-Haha. What the heck?
-It's true. I just read it.
-What do you mean? Start out as women?
-It's like when babies first come out, we're all girls. Or something. And then some how the guys grow their junk.
-Hahaha. What the heck?
-See. I just know a lot of facts.

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