By the Fire: Starbucks

-Dude, you cannot find a decent cup of coffee in this town if you're not drunk.
-Haha.
-Seriously, I've been everywhere in this town, and unless you're drunk, the coffee stinks.
-Unless your drunk.
-Unless I'm drunk. If I'm drunk you could use your gotch for a filter, the coffee'd be great.
-Hahaha.
-Never had a bad drunk coffee, but otherwise, this town sucks.