Thursday 10 March 2016

Behind Me: Starbucks

-I'm really glad we could meet.
-Yeah, me too! I wasn't sure if you'd call.
-I wanted to call sooner, but--
-Oh that's fine, that's okay.
-No, I was going to. It's just so busy at work right now with the early spring and everything.
-No, it's totally fine. I was busy too.
-Yeah, no doubt. What have you been up to? Tell me about it.
-Well, uh, I actually moved to Vegas for couple months.
-What? You moved to Vegas?
-Hahaha, sort of. It's, uh, kind of a crazy story.
-No doubt. Haha. What the heck?
-Okay, well. My friend--I don't think you met her--she made this video that kind of went viral, it had like two-hundred-thousand hits in one weekend--
-Oh my God.
-Yeah! And she was all like, I'm gonna be internet famous and all of this, and all of a sudden she was like, "Let's move to Vegas." And I was--
-Just like that? Why Vegas?
-I don't know. Hahaha. I never asked. I guess that's where you go when you're internet famous?
-So you just moved to Vegas?
-Well, I wasn't working, and I had a little money, so I was like what the hell?
-Oh my God.
-So yeah, we spent almost two months living in some guy's living room.
-Seriously? You didn't know anyone there?
-Nope. We met this guy on like, our third day there, and he said we could stay with him until we found our own place. But Vegas is a dirty dirty city. And eventually I had to leave.
-Oh my God, I love Vegas.
-I did too! But if you live there and you're not just, like, partying, it's a terrible city. I don't think I'd ever go back.
-Even just for a weekend or something?
-I got asked to shot pornos more times than I could count.
-Oh my God.

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