In the Grass: Candy Cane Skatepark

-I wish your brother was here. He'd show you some real tricks.
-Jared?
-No, your big brother, Jesse. He's from Alberta. He's gonna go pro next year. I've seen him jump off huuuge heights. I mean like huuuge. Nothing fazes him. Hey guys, long time no see!
-Yeah hahahaha.
-Just hangin out?
-Yeah we are, hahahaha.
-It's a good spot, I know I used to park here, smoke a little something, then just fly around these streets.
-Right here?
-Right over there yeah. No pigs anywhere. I'd go a hundred through here. Nothin fazed me when I was blitzed.
-Did you drive off the ramps?
-No, daddy's car couldn't take that. Look there's daddy's fuckin transmission right there in the middle of the skatepark. Haha.
-Hahaha. Whattaya drivin these days?
-Oh, I got a eighty-seven GT Celica. Just fuckin pimped right out.
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah. Couldn't bring it today cause I'm gettin new headlights put in.
-Aw that's cool man.
-I coulda taken you out. The thing just flies.
-That red one?
-Yeah, the little red one.
-That works?
-Hahahaha.
-Yeah that works. I'm just fixing it.
-I didn't know that.
-Shut up, Jer. Just go skateboard.
-Hahaha.

Leaving Dairy Queen

-I just wanna go home and massage the poop outta my worms.

Waiting In Line: Starbucks

-I have a tongue twister.
-Ok...
-Slutty shallow Sally.
-What?
-Say it five times fast.
-Slutty. K what?
-Slutty shallow Sally.
-Slutty shallow Satty. Slutty shull--
-Hahaha.
-Where d'you hear that?
-I just thought of it.
-Slutty shallow Sally?
-Yuh.
-You just thought of that? You just sit around making up tongue twisters?
-So what?
-Slutty shallow sat-- Shlutty--
-Haha. Slutty shallow Sally. Slutty sallow sha--
-Slutty shallow Sally. I did it!
-Five times.
-Whatever, man...

Passing By: Normanview Mall

-Your shoes are deadly.
-Thanks!
-You like that word?
-What word?
-Deadly.
-Yeah. I guess.
-Deadly means cool. Your shoes are cool.
-Thanks, sweetheart.

The Middle of the Library: Southland Mall

-Hey. Hey help me out here for a second.
-Uh... Ok...
-My friend here. He would like to try some marijuana. Just try it. I told him he could just hang around Campbell collegiate for a while and he'd probly find some, hey?
-Yeah, I don't know. That might be a good idea.
-Well, where do you find the stuff? It's been years for me.
-I'm not sure. I'd say try some of those guys that hang out at Vic park, downtown.
-Vic park. You know where that is?
-Vic park?
-Down town.
-Oh, down town. Yes, yes. I know down town.
-Go to the park there and ask one of the guys hanging out. How much would you say a joint is?
-I couldn't tell ya, man.
-Oh come on. Three dollars?
-I really couldn't say. I was gonna say maybe five, but I don't have a clue.
-Five bucks?!
-I really don't know.
-You got five bucks?
-Yes, yes. Five bucks.
-Should be good then. Go get er. Hahaha.
-Haha.
-Thanks for your help, man.
-Heh. No prob...
-Why do you even want to try it?
-Um. For fun. For fun.

Before a Wedding: Church Foyer

-Mommy? Mommy?
-Whose kid is that?
-Mommy?
-Who would just leave their kid like that?
-Mommy? Mommy?
-I wish I knew whose kid he was.
-He'll be fine.
-I guess, so hey? It is a church.
-Mommy!
-There she is.
-I'd lose my kid too if I had that many. Hahaha.
-Hahaha.

Before a Wedding: Church Foyer

-Hiiii. I know we weren't invited, but we just had to come see it.
-Oh. I'm sure it'll be fine...