Over the Counter: Starbucks

-Hey, haven't seen you for a while.
-I know! How were the holidays?
-Well... A gentleman decided to break into my apartment. On Christmas.
-Christmas day? Were you there?
-I was sleeping in my room actually.
-Oh my goodness. How scary!
-It was a long time ago. I'm kind of over it.
-Did he take much?
-He smashed the place up pretty good. Didn't take much. My copy of Ulysses.
-Ulysses?
-A book.
-Oh my. That's Strange. And that's it?
-And a few other little things.
-Why would he take a book?
-Good taste.
-Hahaha. I guess so. Well, I guess I'll have a pike roast, grande. A little room.