Around the Fire: Starbucks

-So I'm up watching TV around eleven thirty last night-
-You stay up that late these days? Geez, I'm in bed by ten at the latest.
-Oh yeah, I'm something of a night owl.
-And you're here by seven most days?
-A night owl and an early bird. Haha. Anyway, I heard some rummaging around in the back. So I go out there and there's this guy in my Ford. It's an old thing. Piece of junk-
-Ford what.
-Just a rust bucket escort.
-Ah. My first car was an old seventy-one Mustang. She was a beaut.
-But that's the third time they broke into that car. I think they're after those compact disc players.
-Is there one in it?
-No, but I'm puttin one in, see. I'm gonna rig it so when they pull the thing out, the airbags fire.
-Hahaha. That oughta teach em a thing or two.
-Hahaha. Instead of an escaped thief, I'll have an unconscious thief.
-Hahaha.
-So then I can kick the snot out of 'em.
-Haha. Oh, you wanna call them in, don't you?
-Nah. That's no fun. Hahaha. Cops won't teach 'em anything! That's no fun at all!