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-K, you know Jeremy got evicted?

-Jeremy?

-You know that guy who's always sickeningly drunk?

-Oh yeah, ok.

-So they threw an eviction party for him--

-Seriously? Haha.

-Yeah, well I don't think it was for him necessarily, but he showed up at it--

-Why'd they evict him?

-Because he's a belligerent drunk, I dunno.

-Oh my god.

-Yeah, but at the party he got drunk. Obviously, hahaha. And then I guess he tried to pick a fight with one of the guys--

-Who did he live with?

-I dunno, like Thomas and Andy, and then two basketball guys or something. But he was totally wasted and obviously couldn't fight so they like knocked him out, and then they like punched him in the face like six times while he was out cold.

-Oh my god. Hey, Jannelle! What's up?

-Oh you know, just at school.

-I know, exciting right?

-Yeah, it's not bad I guess.

-Ok well see you later, right?

-Here.

-Oh my god, that's him?

-That's totally him.

-I never would have recognized him! I thought it was like some kind of random Internet picture.

-That's him, Andy sent it to me.

-His face is so swollen.

-I know! Haha.

-He is such an idiot.