In the Back Alley

-Hey! Get outta there!
-What!
-What the hell? Get lost.
-It's a free country.
-I'll call the cops! We don't need you around here. I've seen you before!
-It's just garbage, Dude.
-Oh my god. Don't eat that!
-Pizza.
-It's my pizza.
-Oh. Yeah. You want it?
-I mean I threw it there. It's like a week old.
-Tastes fine.
-Seriously. Get outta here. I'm calling the cops.
-All right. All right. I'm outta here. Thanks for the pizza.
-Fuck you. Get a job!
-Ha!