At the Foodcourt: Southland Mall

-Oh man, I forgot to tell you about my haircut.
-Oh yeah. It looks so good.
-I know, right. Anyway, I went to this new place and the guy was like totally gay.
-Like cute gay? Or like mean girl gay?
-I don't know. He was nice, but he was so fat.
-Oh. Weird.
-Annnd he kept farting! Like the whole. Time. I was like, OMG I can't breath.
-You said that?
-No!
-Did you say anything?
-No. What was I supposed to say? Um, can you stop shitting your pants, please?
-So that's your story?
-Yeah. A fat gay guy kept farting while he cut my hair. That's a good story.
-I guess so...
-At least I look hot.
-Haha. No kidding. Where'd you go again?